2022.01.25 10:39 sexytweetdesk 👙Yael Aris 🌐 https://sexytweetdesk.pics/
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2022.01.25 10:39 Iusti06 TIFU by faking a possession at my girlfriend’s parent’s house
So let me start off with a few things you should know before I start the story, this isn’t my first time meeting her parents their Spanish and believe in spirits and stuff, and I’m dumb okay so let’s get into it
I was invited over to have dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, it was after Christmas but considered a Christmas dinner since everyone had COVID during Christmas my girlfriend’s mom made roast beef, with Potatoes and some other sides and had it organized in the kitchen as a buffet style where you serve yourself and a large window thingy that sees into the dining room from the kitchen. So we all grab our plate and go to grab food and oh my fucking god that roast beef was alive that shit had heart palpitations and everything and no one is saying anything, I grab a shit load of sides and like 2 pieces of that to not be rude. So we’re all eating at the table now and I eat the sides first (they were bangin) and I’m trying to figure out how the fuck do I eat this roast beef, I think maybe cut it and swallow it whole without chewing cause if I bite down that shits gonna moo at me.
So I say fuck it and excuse myself to grab more sides and while I’m in the dining room I slide the roast beef to the dog sneakily, worst decision ever, this mfer starts choking on it so loud and is literally dry heaving so her father and mom runs in to check on him and sees partially thrown up cow on their floor and look so bewildered. So this is where this goes south and I don’t know why this went through my head.
I take a look at the floor, look back at them and I just try to fake a seizure on their kitchen floor; I’ve never witnessed a seized but assumed how one looked but I guess I did it wrong because her mother says “he’s possessed to her husband and my girlfriend, and her husband just agrees so I think to myself fuck it I’m already balls deep and I keep spazzing and make my voice deep like the movies now their straining me down yelling shit at me and I hear him say “what’s your name and reason or some shit” so I panic and I fucking said Poseidon (the god of the ocean) but they bought it. I just keep fighting them straining me down and moaning deep voices and fake passed out until I was clear.
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2022.01.25 10:39 EpicDoge418 Hello, I’m not here often. I built this thing. Have a nice day.
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2022.01.25 10:39 ArchonFett First tank/SoB mini Joan's Mercy
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2022.01.25 10:39 Dasnake24 Coach pairings with Poles
Rumors are he has ties to Pedersen, Daboll, Flores and Quinn.
For arguments sake, Daboll isn’t attainable.
Who would you want?
Hypothetically, lets say that Quinn has a Shanny-tree OC coming with him and Flores has Caldwell as his OC.
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2022.01.25 10:39 PadyEos Mai multe școli din Timișoara s-ar putea închide din cauza frigului din clase. Colterm așteaptă ajutor de la Guvern
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2022.01.25 10:39 The5thJourney Worst Snow Storm I've Seen - Trapped at my Off Grid Cabin
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2022.01.25 10:39 HuYazeed HIST219X/ PERS251
2022.01.25 10:39 TheFreedomAdvocate Djokovic fans rn (me)
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2022.01.25 10:39 NikGrmek11 Slow Business NFT, get yourself a spot on whitelist!
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2022.01.25 10:39 sneakinandgeekin301 [H] $150 amazon giftcard [W] 80% applepay, cashapp, or paypal
2022.01.25 10:39 ChaosScream Was letzte Türspion und einzigartiges Design
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2022.01.25 10:39 Stock_Titan XELA | Exela Renews Long Standing Relationship with Leading Consulting Firm
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2022.01.25 10:39 JRZans Hard Skool Rhythm Guitar Cover
2022.01.25 10:39 gratitudeMC Baby bjorn baby bouncer replacement covers?
Has anyone used a baby bjorn bouncer replacement cover not from the manufacturer? Wondering if it’s safe to do so. The replacement covers from Baby bjorn are so expensive and there are some on Etsy for half the price but I can’t find any information on safety. Thoughts?
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2022.01.25 10:39 GrapplingJupiter Can I request a topic here? Hanoi Jane
I know little to nothing about Jane Fonda. She seems like a ok person. However, in my house growing up she might as well have been Pol Pot. My father despised her, even though he hated America's involvement in the Vietnam war as well. He really loved history, so it seemed to have some significance.
From what I understand, basically at the height of the Vietnam war she went and took some pictures with the Vietcong. Further conspiracies seem to indicate she gave away some American troops locations, or some other sort of intel. IDK, I was a teen and mainly tuned him out. It was a drum that he didn't hesitate to beat though.
Can anyone rescue this maligned woman from history for me?
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2022.01.25 10:39 DCNY214 Last Minute Go (3 left)
2022.01.25 10:39 despoinalkionidamera Είσαι η ελπίδα μας.....πήδα μας.. πήδα μας
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2022.01.25 10:39 IM-WANT-MEMES Meme bonito y una puta pesadilla
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2022.01.25 10:39 Natb0412 Question for American teachers especially
I have been seeing a lot of comments and posts especially from American teachers about behavior problems, and not being allowed to deal with it. Especially regarding language used against students.
Is this really true? I don’t mean fighting a student, but telling a student to just shut up?
If this is the case I do feel really sorry for you, and hope that you one day can do like my teachers and tell someone to shut the fuck up.
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2022.01.25 10:39 GotchuGaru AMC deal struck
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2022.01.25 10:39 After_Web3201 Italian dual citizenship service
Hello we are in the US. Can anyone recommend a service provider they've used to obtain dual Italian citizenship? There are alot of hits on Google but I trust reddit more. Good experiences and bad. I've heard it can cost from $500 - $10,000. Any info or experience you can share is great!
Grazie in anticipo!
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2022.01.25 10:39 KatNip_66 The next “yah or nah” 😊
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2022.01.25 10:39 lss_bvt_ios_02 LssTest-TextPost-67772